Saturday, October 30, 2010

Turned out in the field of the First Amendment

Ever hear the story about Litle Rabbit Foo Foo? Little Rabbit Foo Foo running through the forest finding all the field mice and bopping them on the head...

The Supreme Bunny finds out, and scolds LRFF; warning him that he must stop this behavior or He will turn him into...

A Goon!

Little Rabbit doesn't listen, can't listen, for he has either developed a nasty evil habit...or is taking way too much Ritilin ( source of the original energizer bunny) and keeps wacking all the little field mice he can find.

The Supreme Bunny gets tired of this behavior and warns him once again; then again ...and...for the once more for a final time.

Little Rabbit Foo Foo can't stop; knows he's addicted to the fun and the thrill not unlike violent video games he's been exposed to (Schwarzenegger v. EMA 11/03/2010) and simply picks out another victim.

He no doubt feels the tension, the underlying electrifying fear; knowing all the while that if he doesn't get away with it, he's doomed to be a goon.

But like so many other bunnies today, he's wired.

Can't tell the difference between real and imagined, can't discern between the words live- as in live and let live, and evil- as in his ever moving thumbs attest to.

"It's just fun isn't it he asks himself as he strolls out thru his den door for the last time. It's only a game, right?
Surely the Overall Supreme Bunny will understand...and...all will be forgiven!"

Off he hops, picks out a victim; and bops her on the head.
However, this field mouse, totally out of her element, isn't just dazed-she dies, and the Supreme Bunny has to follow through on His good word, and turns Little rabbit Foo Foo into a Goon.

Moral of the Story:
Hare today, Goon to prison tomorrow.

Exercising my own Supreme 'first' amendment rights...and the pen is always mightier than the sword...


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